Our three guys were convicted of a very serious crime, and
they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They're each
allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. Richie asks for a
big stack of books. Scotty asks for his wife. While Sugar asks
for two hundred cartons of cigarettes. At the end of the twenty years, they
open up the Richie's cell. He comes out and says, "I studied so hard.
I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific." They open Scotty's cell door. He comes out with his wife, and they've got five new kids.
He says. "It was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I have never
been so close. I have a beautiful new family. I love it."
They then open up
Sugar's cell door, to see the two hundred cartons of cigarettes sitting the corner of his cell with Sugar slapping at his pockets, going "Has anyone, please anyone, has anyone got
a match?"
GOOOOOOOOOO we at City would never condone smoking CITY
