Watching the Pommy crowd reminds me of a true story.
A English woman went
to the local Coastline newspaper office to publish the obituary for her
recently deceased husband. Her late husband loved his cricket and didn't give her the time
that he should have.
The obit editor Michael McRae informed her that there is a
charge of 50 cents per word.She paused, reflected, and then said, "Well then, let it read, "Angus MacPherson died."
Amused at the woman's thrift, Michael told her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries.
She thought it over and in a few seconds said, "In that case, let it read........
"Angus MacPherson died. Cricket Kit for sale.”
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO four more sleepless nights ahead CITY