Thursday, March 21, 2013

Training set down for Friday and enough talk of the weekend ahead, I have a story for you.

Don't forget there is fielding training,  Friday afternoon at No1 Oval from 5pm til 6 pm, all welcome to attend.
Our club and it's players have grown and achieved so much this season. It's time to put the icing on what has been a terrific season.
Before I sign off. All the luck in the world to very City player taking to the feild this weekend, you all have a role to play in your team, play hard, play strong, play smart.

That is enough talk about this weekend. I have a story to tell you.

Our three City players died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

Scotty said I will go first and fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said as he gave Richie and Sugar a wink.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

Richie, then thought for a moment and then reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're Christmas bells." as he gave Sugar the thumbs up.

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

Sugar started to search desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out the only thing he had, a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at Johnny with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

Johnny replied with his cheeky grin, "These are Carols."

GOOOOOOOOOOOO Be good Johnny, be good CITY

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