“Sugar, what’s wrong with you? You’ve been looking depressed
all afternoon!”
“Oh Scotty,”
responded Sugar “I don’t know what to do! I got in a big fight last night with
my new girlfriend, she claims I never buy her gifts, so I must not care about
her!”
“Sugar, that’s horrible!” said Richie putting his arm around
Sugar. “What type of a gift does she want?”
“Well, right before she closed the door on my face she said
to me: “Why don’t you show me how much you care about me? Why can’t you get me
something that goes from 0 to 100 in seconds!”
“A car?” replied both boys. “Who needs a car? Just stop by
Target and buy her a set of scales!”
Before I go, every week we call upon players who might be injured or have cancelled their plans for the weekend to assist the club, David Smith is one, Mark
Fisher & Shel Ravi are others who have helped out. This week Neil Cooke has been asked to help out playing 2nd Grade and we thank him for that.
After the match everyone is welcome back to the City Bowling Club for pizza (all you can eat for $5) and a quiet drink.
GOOOOOOOOOOOO this joke was told to me from a old, short man
with glasses, (Phil), I believe our differences should be celebrated CITY
Before I go, every week we call upon players who might be injured or have cancelled their plans for the weekend to assist the club, David Smith is one, Mark
Fisher & Shel Ravi are others who have helped out. This week Neil Cooke has been asked to help out playing 2nd Grade and we thank him for that.
After the match everyone is welcome back to the City Bowling Club for pizza (all you can eat for $5) and a quiet drink.
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