Friday, November 14, 2014

On summer holiday's

Our Club’s treasurer is taking her family on a three weeks cruise. While Kathy is away Mark “Pup” Fisher is in charge of the club’s finances.
I know he is very keen to collect as many fees as possible in Kathy’s absence. So please see Mark to hand over your cash and he will fix you up with a receipt or your captain will also collect any money on Saturday. Fees can also be automatically place in City’s bank account.

I know the Paul Lawrence is looking forward to the Cruise. I can just imagine the stories that will be told by Kathy on their return.

 Paul was aboard their cruise ship, he was not impressed by the lively jazz band basting their horns in the restaurant of the ship. When his waiter comes around, Paul asks, “Will they play anything I ask?”
“Of course, they will sir!” replies the waiter.
Paul was quick to reply “Then tell them to go play shuffleboard, on the top deck then!”

 One one starlit night Paul was on the top deck with his family aboard the cruise ship where everyone was having a great party, when a beautiful young girl fell overboard. Immediately there was our own Paul in the water to her rescue. They were both pulled from the freezing, treacherous waters. The captain was grateful as well as astonished that the older man performed such an act of bravery. And that night a luxurious banquet was given in honour of the cruise elderly hero. The captain called Paul forward to receive an award and was asked to say a few words.
He said, “First of all, I’d like to know which one of my family pushed me!!!!!!!!”

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