What makes City United who we are? The players and our supporters.

I have a joke for you two young fellows.

Why does blonde dogs have lumps on their head?

From chasing parked cars!

   Cooky said to Tom I heard a joke yesterday

A Little girl said: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"

the mother said: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

Tom didn't get it.

Mark Fisher told the boys this joke.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- you already broke yours off!"

If you look closely both ladies are trying so hard not to laugh.

GOOOOOOOOOOO Scotty's joke was to rude to print, so I will tell you later CITY